11. The Following Phrases Shall be Banned: “Wishing you a hoppy new year;” “Beery Christmas;” “Happy new beer;” “Hoppy new beer;” “Merry Beermas;” “Hoppy Christmas and merry new beer;” and “Malty Christmas and hoppy new year.”
And any combination of the above.
Damn. I really liked Hoppy New Beer! I also like saying Hoppy Beerday. Oh well.