7. At a Social Gathering, You Are Expressly Prohibited From Saying, “This Pale Ale Isn’t Very Hoppy, Is It?”: Nor are you allowed to comment on the over-spicing of the Christmas beer, the diacetyl in the brown ale or the slight whiff of DMS in the lager. Not even as an attempted conversation starter.
Especially not as a conversation starter.
I’m not finished yet…