(Scene: Beer Writer enters liquor store intent on purchasing wine. Pleasant young lady stands near the entrance offering small sample cups of Bud Light Platinum.)
Pleasant Young Lady: Would you like a sample of Bud Light Platinum?
Beer Writer: Why, yes. Yes, I would.
PYL: Here you go.
BW: (Holds transparent cup up to the light and eyes the almost water-pale liquid suspiciously. Sips once.)
PYL: So, what do you think?
BW: Well… (Sips beer again, noting faint grainy, vaguely grassy flavours in an otherwise astonishingly bland beer.)
PYL: Do you like it?
BW: No, I actually don’t at all.
PYL: That’s fine, everybody has their own taste.
BW: Yes, they do. Thank you.
(Beer Writer, sporting an amused grin, walks towards the French wine section and picks up a bottle of Chablis. Fade to black.)